nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
that time of year is approaching
scary lawn decorations
terrifying tv programs
people in costumes going door to door
i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape
"Haha! Americans don’t have free healthcare!"
Yeah it’s actually a serious problem people are literally dying can this stop being a silly nationalistic insult?